What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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