Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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