your parents love me but you hate me
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
