I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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