How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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