I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We got so high we made milksteak
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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