I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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