Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.