...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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