Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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