GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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