never play flip cup with pint glasses
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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