We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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