Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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