Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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