He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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