i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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