STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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