We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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