Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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