Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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