Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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