he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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