It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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