They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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