Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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