Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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