I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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