I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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