I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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