My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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