Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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