i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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