Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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