i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
whose ass print is on the piano?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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