You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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