He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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