his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I am one with the molecules
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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