i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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