Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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