Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.

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(518): View more from New York

She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations

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(516): View more from New York

you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish

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(574): View more from Indiana

Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face

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(705): View more from Ontario

We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine

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