sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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