Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.

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(925): View more from California

You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping

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(402): View more from Nebraska

when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"

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(813): View more from Florida

she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am

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(954): View more from Florida

He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.

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