Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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