your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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