We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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