I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice