I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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