Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.