4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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