rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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