Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He has the fingertips of a God
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