is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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