Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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